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Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
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Phantomblade1
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Some jokes are short and elegant, like a mathematical proof or a midget in a ball gown. ~Demetri Martin
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Yes, it comes with ABS...
... and AT&T, IBM, and IHOP.
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~Let me shuffle away into nothingness....
Just let me go....~
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"Her secret? It is every artist's secret... passion. That is all. It is an open secret, and perfectly safe. Like heroism, it is inimitable in cheap materials.-The Song of the Lark, 1915"
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Sweet dreams are made of these. Who am I to disagree.. Travel the world and the seven seas.. Everybody is looking for something. Some of them want to use you. Some of them want to get used by you. Some of them want to abuse you.
*love love love*
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